His famous quote 'I Kill You' sounds really real if he finds something unacceptable, like in this case. If you love stand-up comedy, you surely know about this puppet, Jeff Dunham - Achmed The Dead Terrorist. I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I did the same thing with 2 Catholic priests, but I tossed in a small boy. They open the case, and I go 'Hello I am Lindsay Lohan' Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Im kidding. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead Or I'll kill you. You offend my New York Rangers, I Kill You. Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Oh, thats easy. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Perhaps it would be much safer As a convenient store night clerk. I used to be a man, But every time I cough, Thanks to Uncle Sam, My nuts keep falling off. The only thing that I have left Is this towel up on my head.
Where are all the virgins That Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. That's when I got shot in the ass By the US Military. I got through checkpoint A, But not through checkpoint B. I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq. SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!! Comment by Tyreek Hillĭashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back. Where are all the virgins that bin laden promised Comment by hxpnotic Militaryyyyyy Comment by Fandom Freak/ Scatter (Fandom Shipper)Įalier this year is when i found out about Je-fa fa Dun"ham!" (yes that's from peanut saying it.) and i love it it also got me into watching Gabriel Eglashies (sorry if i misspelled his last name.) and i will never regret it i even drew peanut, Walter, Ahmed, and hose jalapeno ON A STICK, for my stepdad's birthday card. Oh jingle bombs I will explode in and I got shot in the ae Comment by User 725275407
Silence!!!! I KEEL YOU Comment by Long horse Ohhhh jingle bombs, mine blew up ur sea~ XD Comment by ¥ Jingle bombs jingle bombs ur solder shot me deaddddd Comment by ?️??Nene? ?️?